The Tale of Pets and Assholes

Motto of the past months:
Life is rough - learn to deal with it.

I went ahead and translated my text from the post before into english. I am not 100% satisfied, but I couldn't be fucked to go over it again. Enjoy:

Im astonished time and time again by love and the actors involved in it's tragic Plot. I am a calm, withstanding, giving and loving person. If I am interested in a woman, I am not scared to give 11o%, not only to reign her heart, but also to ensure, that she does not have to suffer physical or psychological damage. I will even let my own health and wellbeing drop out of sight and take any damage that is being inflicted on me. That I can possibly withstand this is of course irrational, which I know at any point of time. Though this is not of importance in that situation as I am hoping to reach happiness and wellbeing, should I reign the woman. Through the sacrifices I am doing, and the loyalty I am offering, it sometimes occurs to me, that the woman goes on distance, be it due to the fact, that women in my age are incapable of handling these attributes - loyalty like mine is rare, thus alot of women do know know it and the unknown is always frightening - or that, according to several female friends of mine, a guy who will always catch you when you are in danger of falling will rapidly lose sexappeal and the woman will lose interest in said guy, as women apparently like to be the reigning person. This is something that I can only barely understand. My - obviously outdated - view of the princess who is waiting for her knight in shining armor and who is thankful for the selflessness and the bravery, fighting the big, bad, fire-spewing dragon, and thus having put his own life at stake, is so it seems not applicable anymore at this day and age. Or maybe I just have to find such a woman, which is actually interested in my kind of guy.

A question that arises from this is why women are drawn towards men who actually do not seem to be interested in her, as the female friends mentioned earlier say that ignorance towards a woman often works as a catalysor, if the woman is already slightly interested in the guy. You could get the idea, that women want an assignment. They want to repair the broken guys, want to change them to a loving man, a pet, that they actually never wanted. If a first generation asshole type of guy ends up in a serious relationship, he will be forced to change from the woman, until she can hand-feed him. If he does not comply and not change, he will end up single faster than you can say "Two-Faced", and to be honest, this slips your tongue very fast, if you try hard enough. The woman's reasoning is, that the guy will be considered a threat to the woman's wellbeing, if he doesn't change his attitude. In his core the guy still is a rebel and acts like one: he forgets to reply to a text message here and there, he trolls around the blocks with his crew, he exchanges flirty winks with other women, meaning he does exactly the same things that he did, when the woman got the idea she could change him. In this case the woman proves how she learned from the errors in the logic of the pet type of guys and turns her back on the asshole type of guy, only to fall for another one, five minutes later.

This goes on and on for quite a while. The women get demotivated, put several curses on the entire manhood, saying they are the cause for her fucked up life. This is where the reader may think, that it is the time for a pet type of guy, to show what heroic things they are capable of. Sadly life's irony kicks in: the good little doggies have learned new tricks and now think, that the only way, to reign a woman, is to act like an asshole. These guys are called second generation asshole type of guys. So the former stabilizers and helpers through the rough times of the asshole type of guys are now no different to their original archenemies, which might get them a little attention, since they used to be so nice and kind and whatnot, but after a short while it turns out, they changed. So the vicious circle starts anew: the woman thinks, she can change the new asshole into a pet again, since everyone carries a good heart in their chest.

I don't think I have to elaborate any further, since any half-intelligent person should be able to spot the pattern:
Whatever you do, as a male you are fucked.

So long,
stay tuned,
Franz