Monday, August 21, 2006

Surfing the World Wide Web #2

Motto of tonight:
Flirting is like a game of playing with fire where no one gets hurt
I've been surfing alot again lately, and found a nice site with pick-up lines. Here are a few of my favorites:

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Is it the sugar in my eyes or are you really that sweet?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Got two nipples for a dime?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you want to see something swell?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

I'd be pleased to hear any funny ones you come across.

So long!

Cheers,
Franz

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Flirting is like a game of playing with fire where no one gets hurt" ... except the girlfriend you're cheating on *g*

Die Sprüche sind total plump, aber irre lustig, hihi.

J. :-)